[CobraDan]

An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a
drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses,mending fences, and branding cattle," he said, "so I guess I am."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower I think
about women. When I watch TV I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence. Then a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"I always thought I was," he said, " but I just found out I'm a lesbian."