Guess there's no excuse for the Crankoids not to attend and get their butts shown the way around the track, except...
1. My car's not done (McMahon--also applicable to DVSF IV, V, VI, VII, etc.).
2. Can't find the BBQ grill.
3. We refuse to drive against unpainted metal cars--too much glare!
4. We're still looking for new motors.
5. Turk's a meanie.
More to come, no doubt.
