Bill,
You know those alloy boys especially those CSX guys! I think Ron stated it very well, not with the lyrics but by the singers,
The Kinks!
Those Grey Poupon Boys are alright but mustard is mustard and we know that poor Evan doesn't have all of his rivets aligned correctly. Now he's going to become the "REAL" prodigal child, to capitalize on Ron's theme, I think that "Little Black Egg" by The Nightcrawlers might be appropriate for Evan's BLACK CSX!