[CobraDan]

A man walking along a California beach was deep in
prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Lord
grant me one wish." Suddenly the sky clouded above
his head and in a booming voice the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all
ways, I will grant you one wish." The man said,
"Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime
I want to." The Lord said, "Your request is very
materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of
undertaking. The supports required to reach the
bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would
take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify
your desire for worldly things. Take a little more
time and think of another wish, a wish you think would
honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he
said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I
want to know how they feel inside, what they are
thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why
they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing" and
how I can make a woman truly happy."

After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or
four on that bridge?"