[CSX 4039]

I like the boxing match idea... pretty good.
How 'bout "Brains vs. Brawn-Three round Bout".
Sell tickets. Proceeds after hospital expenses go to the Children's Fund. ComputerWorks as referee. Turk as trainer in REAL 1's corner, Southernfried"bundini"cj in Agro 1's... One set of trunks red with Wimbledon White piping, the other, blue and signed by Shelby. Ring made of asphalt with double yellow stripes; surrounded by stacked tires and rectangular bales of hay. Punching below the belt sentenced in traffic court. Broken noses repaired quickly DURING the round by experienced medical "pit crew"- fighters back in action in 15 seconds or less! Puke tank kept at ringside. Ineffective radiator fan in corners vainly trying to cool big block combatants "idling" between rounds. I like it!