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Chattanooga, TN (AP) -- Muscle car drivers who volunteered for a recent experiment were almost 10 times more likely to posess significantly smaller genitalia than males who partake in other hobbies, recent study shows.
There was a study recently conducted by the New England Journal of Medicine that is set to be released in early February concerning a common link between muscle car owners and genetalia. This discovery was made quite by accident. The journal was conducting a study on male hobbies and genetic superiority based on hobby. The initial study took males of several ethnic backgrounds over a large geographic area and grouped them into hobby pattern groups. The purpose of this examination was to determine which hobbies contained the highest percentage of males with desireable genetic traits. Some suspicion was aroused when grouping automobile enthusiasts in regards to their genetalia.
As part of this research on genetics and more specifically, desireable genetic traits, the male sex organ was measured for size as well as a sperm sample taken from each male. There was no substantial evidence relating to the study in sperm count but penis size was another story entirely!
The researchers were astonished to discover that in the muscle car owner group, nearly 80 percent of males were not only the proud owner of some of the fastest cars in the world, but were also the owner of a below average sized penis. 78% of males in the muscle car group to be exact had smaller than average genitalia, while 15% had average sized anatomy, and only 7% were above average.
Although the link between muscle car owners and smaller than normal male genitalia has not been isolated, one acclaimed researcher believes to have an explanation of the new findings.
Dr. Kenneth T. Norris, Professor and Chairman Department of Psychiatry and Behavioral Sciences with Stanford University School of Medicine was asked for comment.
"Due to a fragile psyche in many males who feel burdened by societal expectations, alternative escapes are pursued to compensate for this perceived deficiency. It's not unlike women who seek out plastic surgery such as breast implants. At the core, it's a matter of low self-esteem. In the case of a male subject, their bravado is in essence repaired with a substitute."
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