[Tony Radford]

Hey, I'm here. I've been sitting back, reading and laughing. I've got nothing else to do. Ever since I showed that "clinical study" to my wife, she won't have anything to do with me. She asked the question "what comes first, the tiny wang or the hot rod"? I began to ponder this question and concluded that when I'm driving my car, I feel as though I'm hung like a horse. I must admit, when I'm in my pickup and see someone else in their Cobra, I feel underendowed. Maybe all of this means something. I'm not smart enough to figure it out.