[CobraDan]

A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior chatting. "I
used some horrible language this week and feel
absolutely terrible about it."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the
elder.
"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that
looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it
struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway
and fell straight down to the ground after going only
about 10 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel
ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth
and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior
again.
"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel
was running, an eagle came down out of the sky,
grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly >
away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the amazed elder nun.
"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away
in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel
dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming
impatient.
"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over
the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped
about six inches from the hole."
The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then Mother
Superior sighed and said, "You missed the putt, didn't you?"