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A salesman went to a convention in a new town. He checked in early and asked the desk clerk for directions to the closest golf course.
While playing on the front nine he was rehersing his presentation
and became confused as to which hole he was on.
He saw a lady playing ahead of him and asked her if she knew which hole he was playing.
She replied I'm on the 7th and you are a hole behind me so you're
on the sixth. he said thanks and continued his game.
On the back nine the same thing happened so he asked her again and she repiled I'm on the 14th so you must be on the 13th
hole behind me the 13th.
He finished his game and went to the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. he asked the bartender if he knew the lady.
The bartender replied,she's a slaes lady and plays this course quite often.
He approached her and said let me buy you a drink in appreciation for you're help.I understand you are in the sales profession.I'm in sales too. What do you sell?
She said if I told you you'd only laugh. No,I wouldn't he said.
Well, I sell Tampax! With that the guy fell off the bar stool laughing. She said see I told you you'd laugh. That's not what I'm laughing at. You see I sell toilet paper,so I'm still a hole behind you!
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