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It's too late to save you. The cobra's venom has worked it's way into your central nervous system, causing irrepairable changes to the way your brain processes thought. There is no known cure. It's a hopeless lifelong condition, with noticable symptoms including a permanent ear-to-ear grin, thoughts constantly wandering back to cobras, and a desire to hear the rumble of sidepipes and the smell of burnt rubber. I wish you luck dealing with your new disease.
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In a fit of 16 year old genius, I looked down through the carb while cranking it to see if fuel was flowing, and it was. Flowing straight up in a vapor cloud, around my head, on fire.
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