[CobraDan]

Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked
in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. Theothers looked at him questioningly.
"That was my pager, "he said, "I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm
to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That was my mobile phone.
I have a micro chip in my hand."

The hillbilly felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone he decided
he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and
went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
his behind.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The hillbilly finally said...
"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."