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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The
surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small
knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten
up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. Of course,
the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, the woman
tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman remained
young looking and vibrant. After fifteen years, the woman returned to the
surgeon with two problems.

"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've
developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under
my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her
closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She said,
"Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee."