[G.R.]

This is an old one told to me me when I was about 6-7yrs old by my granddad--it's a great one to tell your grandkids or young nieces or nephews--

"Lad(or Lass) do you know why dogs sniff others dogs butts?"

"No"

"Well it's like this, you see long,long ago a meeting was held and every dog had to attend--Well you know how dogs are--so it was decided before the meeting that all the dogs had to hang their butts in the coat room before entering the meeting--you know to keep the air nice and fresh--
The dogs were well into the meeting, everything was going good, things were getting done--
When you know what happened then?
A Cat snuck into the meeting hall saw all those dogs and you know what he did?"
"No"
"Why he went over to the fire alarm and turned it on--it started clanging and ringing, and the dogs went flying out of the meeting hall thinking the place was on fire ,and things got so messed up that no dog ever got his own butt back and that's why even today dogs sniff each others butts."

"And do you know why dogs don't like cats?"
"No"
" 'Cuz, when the dogs went running out of the hall with some other dog's butt and they all were sniffing around the cats were standing on the corner laughing their heads off"



Sort of a dumb joke but youngsters get a kick out of it--have a good one