[Mark IV]

... UPI...

A frozen body was found today after the completion of the "Mille 'de frigid" in Northern Wisconsin. Captain L.T. Smash of the Ocomowoc police dept. was quoted as saying "Only a fool would go out on the ice in an open roadster." The local authorities claim that several people went on the ice at their own accord and proceeded to "race around like it was July or sumpthin' "

Sources say it took the coroner several hours to unwrap the "cold, dead fingers" of the deceased off the rim off a "lovely wood rimmed steering wheel".

Sheriff John Stone says this is another classic case of "too much horsepower" overcoming the better sense of a normally rational human being.

"God intended us to hibernate during the Winter or at least hole up with a lot of food and booze" a man only willing to be identified as " Cal Metal" was quoted as saying.

Rikki Lake, Jerry Springer and Judge Crater are continuing the investigation...