[CobraDan]

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After
it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the pilot made an
announcement over the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to
flight number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The
weather ahead is good and we should have a smooth and uneventful
flight. Now, sit back and relax - - - OH MY GOD!!!!"
Dead silence followed.
After a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I apologize. I am so sorry if I scared you
earlier. But while I was speaking, the Flight Attendant brought me a
cup of hot coffee and spilled the coffee all over my lap. You should
see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in coach shouted back,
"That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"