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Once upon a time in a forest there was a bunny who was born
blind. In this same forest lived a snake also blind since birth. As
fate would have it, the bunny was hopping thru the forest when he accidently tripped over the snake. He got up shook himself off and apologized saying I'm sorry hope I didn't hurt you but I've been blind since birth and I don't even know what I am nor do
I remember my mother. The snake replied,thats amazing I too have been blind since birth and do not know what I am and never saw my mother. Why don't I slither all over you and find out what you are. At least you'll have that going for you. The bunny agrees. The snake says, well you're soft and furry with a nose that twitches and long ears so you must be a bunny. The bunny then rubs his paws all over the snake and says well you're slimy and
cold with a forked tongue and you have no spine or balls-- You must be a Frenchman!!
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