[Turk]

How do you manage to place your "x" into Ohio, while you sit in Hawai and be miserable with all that sun, sand between your toes, bugs and salty water and ugly a$$ plants and bunch of half naked women running around?

The divorce laws must be pretty tough on men in Hawai? Is there no justice in the world?

I am trully sorry for your predicament, life must have taken a turn for the worst for you.
Do you want to trade places so I can experience the misery you must go through every day, that way I will develop a better level of compassion, you miserable man, you?

TURK
I don't have an "x" in Ohio or a condo in Hawai.