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What do you call a dog with no legs? It don't matter he won't come any how. Actually you call him cigarette cause you have to take him out for drag every now and then!
What's the difference between the Asian pygmy all female debating team and the American all female long distance running team?
The Asian pygmy debating team are a bunch of cunning runts.
"Balls",cried the Queen if I had them I'd be King!
The King laughed,he had two!
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