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The Sunday school teacher asked, "Which part of your body gets to heaven first?"
One little girl raises her hand and says,"I think your head gets to heaven first because that's the part of you closest to heaven when you're on earth."
The teacher says, "OK..."
Another little girl raises her hand and says, "Well, I think your heart gets to heagen first because that's where your love comes from."
The teacher says, "OK, that's interesting..."
Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "Nope, I think your feet get to heaven first."
The teacher can't resist asking him why he would think something like that.
"Well," says little Johnny, "the other night I went into my parents' bedroom and my mother was lying on the bed with her feet up in the air, yelling, 'Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming' and if Daddy hadn't been lying on top of her, I think she'd have gone!"
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