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One day, when going home in the early afternoon, there was a cop car next door. Then another op car, then a motorcycle, eventually there were five police officers and then an animal control truck. Why were there so many LEO's, because a stray dog jumped into the neighbor's pool and was swimming laps. None of the five cops did anything, finally when the animal control officer approached the dog in the pool, the dog jumped out of the pool then jumped the fence and ran away. I still don't know why five cops showed up for that call.
My apartment was searched once. Knock knock, I open the door there are two cops. They asked if I called 911, I said no. Then I leaned against the doorframe and they unholstered their pistols. They quickly informed me that they were going to search my home because I called 911, well somebody in my house called 911 and that person might be a hostage that i am keeping. One cop had me sit down in a chair and kept a watch on me, the other searched the house with his pistol in hand. It took maybe three minutes (small apartment) then they re-holstered their pistols and left. Thye only question hey asked was if my pet pythons were poisonous.
Five cops because stray dog in pool. Two cops to seach for a "hostage"
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In a fit of 16 year old genius, I looked down through the carb while cranking it to see if fuel was flowing, and it was. Flowing straight up in a vapor cloud, around my head, on fire.
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