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Old 03-16-2003, 09:20 AM
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This guy is on the golf coarse with his wife and hits one out of bounds. As luck would have it the ball landed in front of the restroom door. The restroom, had a door but no back wall. He tells his wife to hold open the door and he will play through. The ball hits and kills his wife instantly.

A short period later the same golfer is on the same coarse with his new wife and again luck landed his ball in the very same spot as before. In front of the bathroom door.

His new bride says "look honey I can open the door and you can play straight through the building"

The golfer says " are you out of your mind woman, do you know what happened the last time I tried that. I took a nine on this hole"



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