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In pharmacology, all drugs have a generic name:
Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is naproxen, Amoxil is Amoxicillin, Advil is ibuprofen, and so on.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra, and announced that it has settled for mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizen, mydixadud, dixafix, and, of course, ibepokin.