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Old 03-30-2003, 04:10 PM
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One of BiB's funny stories:

Gas station, filling up.. Cowboy and his lady stop in the next stall.. she says out the passenger window "How much?"

BiB, with a wry look "How much for what?"

Lady, "How much do you want for the car?"

BiB, with a grin "It's not for sale"

Lady "Oh, c,mon, just tell me and I'll buy it"

BiB, grin growing "No matter how much, it's not for sale"

Lady, growing exasperated "Look, just name the price and I'll buy it"

BiB, almost laughing at this point "no thanks, but is IS nice, isn't it?"

Lady "OK, but it'll be mine soon"

Cowboy "Nice car man, cool wheels"

Bib watches them leave, shaking his head and grinning

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