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Subject: GOOD MORALS
I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over
a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every
way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one
thing bothering me, quite a lot, and that was my
mother-in-law to be. She
was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful
and sexy, who sometimes
flirted with me, which made me feel uncomfortable.
One day she called me and asked me to come over to
check the wedding
invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I
arrived, she whispered
to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires for
me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got
married and committed my
life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me
just once.
What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't
say a word.
So, she said, "I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are
up for it, just come
and get me."
I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and
went to the front
door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her
husband was standing
outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
said, we are very happy
and pleased, you have passed our little test. We
couldn't have asked for a
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.
Moral of the story:
Always keep your condoms in your car
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