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I took a lady friend for a ride...nothing other than a cruise through the country back roads. Up the gears on the straights, down the gears through the twisty turns until she asked: "How fast is this?"

All alone with nothin' but straight ahead of me ...I stopped.. she looked at me with bewilderment like "What are you doing?"
then I nailed it: 1st gear and the Excalibur lept like a tiger pouncing on it's prey...2nd gear and she accelerated like a rocket and mid way through 3rd even I started to tremble...so I backed off.

What did she say? : "I pee'd my pants!"