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This is NOT your father's Oldsmobile. Wouldnt you really rather have a Buick? Fahrvergnugen. The "Quiet as a Ford" toucan. Ford's big, furry dog sales/spokespersons. "Love American Style!" ...(on a star-spangled night, my love...). Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy! "cliffhanger" end-of-season TV episodes. "Sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip...that started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny ship!" Mid-September, all the car dealers had their showroom windows covered with paper so no one could see the new cars. Searchlights to let people know the new cars were here. "Jiggle" television! First jobs as teenagers were at McDonalds or Burger King...but not any more! Ice cream trucks! Air was clean, and Sex was dirty! Girls had to wear dresses to school.
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Edley, The Cobra Rogue!
"If you think that you can cut it, if you think you got the time, you'll only get just one chance, better get it right first time. 'Cause in this game you're playing, if you lose you got to pay, and if you make just one wrong move, you'll get BLOWN AWAY. Expect no mercy.
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