[Jim Holden]

Dear Red:

As to "turn key cars" where's the challenge in that? Any yokel with a thick check book can do that. It's the journey of planning and putting them together that's the thing that (at least to me) distinguishes these cars. The only trick for me has been to stay one step a head of Peter E. Portante (and at his age that's getting easier to do) as he tries to figure out ways to lighten my wallet.

...and stand clear when that fella Murt Farcus goes by, the only way he knows how to drive is with his foot planted flat to the floor on the right pedal. Oft as not, he's likely to have the car pointed east when he's trying to go west.

Morty Mactavish