Wilf, 'nother thought, won't be able to see through the badge so wearing it backwards won't give you the RHD -- but putting a mirror on your shirt and holding the badge in front of the mirror will give you the RHD you're looking for.
Of course that means that you'll have one hand holding the badge and another holding the Raki, leaving no hands to pet Jamo's sheep! (Bummer, huh?)
