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Three old men are sittin' at the old folks home, commiserating about how bad each one has it. First old man says, "I just cant pee anymore", and he breaks down in tears. Second old man says, "I just cant poop anymore", and he breaks down in tears. Third old man says,"Every morning about eight, I have a nice pee, and every morning about nine, I have a nice poop," and then HE breaks down in tears. Other two old men say, "What are YOU crying for?" Third old man says, "I dont get out of bed until TEN!"
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Edley, The Cobra Rogue!
"If you think that you can cut it, if you think you got the time, you'll only get just one chance, better get it right first time. 'Cause in this game you're playing, if you lose you got to pay, and if you make just one wrong move, you'll get BLOWN AWAY. Expect no mercy.
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