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Meaning of 'RFD'
Assuming my best Cliff Claven posture....
"Ahhh...your 'Are Eff Dee' meant at one time, Rural Free Delivery. Meanin' if you lived out in the country, and weren't close to a Post Office, a postal employee or other contractually obligated person would deliver your mail to you - free. Of course, the postal authorities sooned realized that this was costin' them money - and that money could be used for their bonuses, so they soon stopped the 'free' part, and began hirin' snotty, personality challenged individuals to work in their post offices and insult all the patrons when they came in to pick up their mail. Then, when all their bonus money ran out, they simply began to raise the price of stamps to refinance their bonus fund. Yeah, that's what your 'RFD' means.... Oh...you mean RHD...?"
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