Let's see;
A bishop wanting a demotion to a gonadless priest.
The reverend slabdaddy confusing Sunday services with the Saturday night vigil.
And monsignor Carlson looking for a head count. I'll contribute unless Bish brings his liquid friends down from the north!
Brother Neal wanting a christening ceremony.
Now we just need to hear from cardinal Z and his Rich supporter.
Who says toy cars aren't a religious experience?