Well ya see...
I forgot to safety wire the damn
oil pan drain plug when I had the car on the lift, so I figured--big deal, oughtta be able to reach that little sumb!tch without lifting the damn car--just wiggle my a$$ a little along the concrete.
Well now, ya see, I'm a little new to this safety wiring thing--got my handy dandy new safety wire plier from ol Tommy the K and thought, how tough can this be?
After a few spools of safety wire, I think I got the process wired! Course, every time I came up for a breather, or more wire, there were them dam* quick lift thingies reminding me to never forget to do it while it's on the lift ever again! Now that freeking plug ain't going nowhere!