[Alex Donghi]

You guys here about the mule and the raffle?
Well this guy offers to buy this old farmer's mule for a hundred bucks and the farmer accepts so he pays the farmer who promises to deliver the mule next day. Well he shows up with the mule but its dead. Well the guy wants his money back but the farmer tells himm he already blew it on feed and seed. Well he takes the dead mule. Couple weeks later the guy runs into the farmer who asks what did you do with that mule? Well he says I sold 500 raffle tickets for him for 2 bucks each. Farmer asks didn't they get mad. Guy says only the winner so I gave him back his 2 dollars.