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Old 06-05-2003, 08:00 AM
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"That's GREAT news now I feel:
1. Energized
2. Not Depressed
3. My arthritis is subsiding
4. My sexual potency is increasing
5. My muscles and bones have more calcium and feel stronger
6. my vision is like a hawk
7. my arteries are unclogging
8. my prostate is shrinking
9. my hearing is like a bat
10. AND I'm growing hair.

This provides a whole new twist on purchasing something healthy. I just wonder how long it will take the Surgeon General to mandate a warning sticker on cobras!
Remember the Ginseng Disclaimer: These are not medicines but "supplementals".

My only question is: where are my new knives?"

Dano- And that's just from driving the ginseng car, imagine what would happen if you took the pills?

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