[Art Burtt]

An old farmer and his wife have been married for fifty years. Their kids decide they are going to have a big party and take mom to the store and buy her a new dress and shoes. She's trying them on as the old boy is watching her and she says" damn I can't wear this dress without a bra I haven't worn one for forty years
go down town and buy me one". The old boy goes to the local mall and a young sales girl asks if she can help him. He says "I need to buy a brassiere for my wife." The girls asks "what size is she"? He replies "I dunno". She asks "is she the size of lemons?"
He says "nope". She says "is she the size of oranges?" he says
"Nope". She says "well, is she the size of grapefruits?" He says "Not exactly" She says "sir I can't help you if you don't know her size". He thinks for a minute and then says,"young lady,you ever seen a hound dogs ear"?