[joea]

I got a good one. I was waiting on big raise at work and decided that once I got it I was going to buy an new Corvette. The day I got the raise I left work and drove to the dealership. I went for a test drive with a lady from the dealership. It was near rush hour on a busy street by the dealership so I was immediately stuck in traffic. The lady told me to make a righ on a street up ahead and I could "test it out" there. I make the right and there is a nice long straight road...a 35 MPH straight road. Well I bury the pedal for no more than 4-5 seconds and this vette roared. Just as I'm letting off the pedal, I hear the woman next to me say "OH ****...A COP!" . The sneaky motorcycle variety hiding in a parking lot. Man was he pissed! Wrote me up for 70 in a 35 and reckless driving. Cost me $1000. Funny part was he was clocking cars going the opposite direction...he just heard the motor scream behind him when I opened her up. I don't think he actually locked me on radar.