...Brooke Gordon, the "ex" Mrs. Pretty boy Jeff's old lady. Don't give a rats patoot what she looks like, everybody repeat after me...13.4 million dollars,
13.4 Million dollars, 13.4 Million dollars!!!!
Heck, I could live with Rosanne AND Rosie O'Donnell for that amount of money. Money may not buy happiness, but it sure as Sh!t makes the misery a LOT easier to take!
Get the bag...get the bag...
My wife married me 'cauese she thought I had money, now that she knows I don't, she can't afford to dump me!
Rick