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CONDOMS
A man walks into a drug store with his
8-year old son. They happen to walk
by the condom display, and the boy asks,
What are these, Dad?
To which the man matter-of-factly replies,
Those are called condoms, son.
Men use them to have safe sex.
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at
school"
He looks over the display and picks up a
package of 3 and asks, "Why are
there 3 in this package?"
The dad replies, "Those are for high-school
boys. One for Friday, one for
Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack
and asks, "Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men, the dad
answers. TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
"WOW!" exclaimed the boy. "Then who uses
THESE?" he asks, picking up a
12-pack.
With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are
for married men. One for January,
one for February, one for...
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