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Well, for about 6 months I had been listening about all the bad ars drinkers the Gasholes were..So, being from North Carolina, a trip to the hills for a little shine seemed like the thing to do. Only problem is.. how do you transport a gallon and a half of "bootleg"
from NC to Ohio.. last I heard that was illegal...They call it hauling "Lick'er"...
Anyway, being the smart person I am, I poured it into 12 of the cutest little pint 'mason jars" you ever did see, put it in a box and wrapped it up like a christmas present...up the road I go.

Well, I got to the motel Friday about 2ish.. checked in and got my Christmas present out of the car,(unwrapped it) then made my way to where the Gashole's were.. I looked around for Turk.... having never met him.. I asked one guy...."are you Turk... Fuc$ NO I ain't Turk!!... on well.. I moved on.. Finally I found him and Jamo.... and gave it to them and started passing it out to anybody with a Gashole hat on...
Jamo said.. " will it make me go blind"!!!! I had a few special jars of "damson shine", which is real sweet, kinda like wine, only 190 proof.. good stuff.. they thought the damsons that was in it was pig nuts..... Oh well, you can't expect folks from California to know everything...
I don't know the out come or if anybody drinked it.. hope they did.. it will cure what ale's ya....
I did hear one story of someone trying to carry some of it back on the plane with them and it had a little leak in it... I know that smelled good.... that stuff could be considered a wepon of mass destruction....

Well, all I know is.. I got me a Gashole hat, and when I went back to my motel with my hat on.. I was the envy of the Fairfield Inn..
Thanks for the fun guy..... I want forget it soon!!!!!