Which reminds me...I forgot to mention Joe's bed surfing.
Joe had consummed mass quantities of liquids (like we all did). We were all sitting around in Turk's room when I noticed Joe was nodding off. Buckley went over to the side of the bed that Joe was sitting on to catch him if need be, but he never had to!
We all silently watched Joe weeving and hanging over in several directions--to the point that he should not have recovered from the force of gravity--only to see him alter the basic laws of nature and lean the other way. Never woke up! Sucker could've walked a tight rope!
BTW--great guy.