Wow, I keep seeing this thread, but I never respond to it. I guess I'd better rectify that now.

I'm Meat. I'm 34. I'm single, a scorpio, my turn-ons are most anything that involves Cobras, nudity, females, chocolate sauce, whipped cream, cheerleading uniforms, ducks, kitchen utensils, $1.00 bills and mints on the pillow...although not necessarily in that order.

As far as the mid-life thing, I was discussing the movie American Beauty the other day with a girl friend of mine, and she said "Honey, you've been going through a mid-life crisis every year since I've known you." I've known her for about 15 years, so I'm going to assume that I'm getting better at it.

Your pal,
Meat.