OK,
Brent, deep breath at this point..while your are holding your breath, pop a top, let it all out in one big swish!
I know it is a long, long way, but if you will make up one long, long list of mechanical problems with your car, tape it to the steering wheel, then pat you cobra on the butt as it's loaded into the transporter. Ship it here. Jay and I will go over every thing you list, fix it, kiss it, bend it, straighten it, make it work....no charge Sir. It's the least we can do for what you have done for the Fling.
DV...I'm serious! Now just call in a few favors the shipping company's must owe you!