HEhehe..yeah right Les.
I'm telling Bernie on you
arnt nuffin'rong wiff maccas mate.
I didn't think they sold it that far north anyway.
Those multi million dollar cruisers you spy in your little marina actually belong to the to rich McDonalds owner from down south.
And those nubile suntanned babes are up holidaying from Melbourne because they have already had they fun in our snowfields (I'll expain what they are at another time).
We all know you B/Benders are a little upset because you missout on the 2 best cobra driving seasons in the year (Autum and spring). You poor buggers either get 'bake your scone' scorching or 'grab your floaties' the wets are coming.
And as for the pretend females....you have us mixed up with Sydney
You must be sick you poor thing.
Those pretend females can do that to a bloke (best see a Doc, I think).
Were are all fighting fit down here. Must be the clear crisp air (none of that humid lung clogging crap you fellows have to suck in).
OK that will do for now...bed time....