[CobraDan]

A city cop on his horse is waiting to cross the street when a little boy on his new shiny bike stops beside him. "Nice bike," the cop says. "Did Santa bring it to you?""Yep," the little boy replies, "he sure did!"
The cop looks the bike over and hands the boy a $20 ticket for a safety violation. The cop says, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young boy looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you got there, Did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he did," chuckles the cop. The little boy looks up at him and says, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."