[CobraDan]

Priest invites a rabbi to his home for dinner. He makes sure the kitchen is made kosher and the food served is kosher as well.

During the meal, which is in the priest's very fancy house, the rabbi couldn't help notice how pretty the maid was. The astute priest sees the rabbi's reaction and says, "I know what you must be thinking, rabbi. But I assure you that my relationship with the maide is strictly a business relationship and nothing more."

A week later, the maid notices that the fancy silver punch ladle is missing. She says to the priest, "The ladle seems to be missing since the rabbi was here. Is there any possibility he may have taken it?"

The priests sends the rabbi a letter saying:

"I'm not saying that you did take the silver punch ladle, nor am I saying that you didn't. But the fact remains that since you have been here for dinner, the ladle has been missing."

The rabbi responds:
"I'm not saying that you sleep with the maid, nor am I saying that you don't. But the fact remains that had you been sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the ladle by now."