One year after graduating, three college gals planned a reunion to re-live some memories. They met at their favorite pub near the campus and proceeded to get stumble down, stupid drunk.
They met for a late lunch the next day and argued as to whom was the drunkest . . .
Gal #1: I was so drunk, I went home and blew chunks for an hour! Now that's drunk!
Gal #2: I was so drunk, I hit the first tree I couldn't see, wrecked the car, walked home and slept in the bushes. Now that's drunk!
Gal #3: I was so drunk, I went home, got into a big argument with my husband and burned the house down! Now that's drunk!
Gal #1: No, no, no . . . you girls don't understand. "Chuncks" is my dog!!!
