For all the shots I've been having at our Melbouirne cousins.
But, I think you gotta accept some of the blame too. After all, look at those pics of your lil pets you all been putting up here.
Have a good look at that one AC514 put up. Now that looks like a lady I avoided at ya casino last I visited. She was explaining how she only ever had 3 "conflicts" in her whole life. Mental images of her wiping out our Army, Navy and Air Force in one day put the fear of god into me.
Gawwddd....talk about weapons of mass destruction. I think our American cousins should forget searching the Iran and get their backsides into Victoria.
Then we have your pet Puss..ermm cat. Now, that thing looks down right Rabid. Now you know why you cant come any further North than the Queensland Border during one of those lil jaunts you described.
Understand that those tick gates are there for a reason. They protect this pristine state from all the lil critters that infest a lot of the southern Puss...ermm cats.
The last thing we want is for our local pussies to be infested by association with your wildlife.
Anyways, I do hope this explanation explains our position and please accept my apology for past outbursts.
you all take care