[NeedAntiVenom]

A woman bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned
the next day, complaining that she couldn't
figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that
the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio
replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On
The Road Again" came from the speakers.

She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time
she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music,
and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome
songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly
creamed her new car, but she swerved in time
to avoid him. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled, .......
the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie
Chicks, began to play.