[Doug Axelrod]

Kind Sirs:
I have been put in a postion of authority over the $6,000,000 legacy fund of two late sons of a recently deposed head of state. Our only problem is that it is very difficult to find enough U-Hauls to carry out the gold bars while American soldiers are looking for their father. As cobra owners, I understand that you are all G0D-fearing righteous drivers of REAL cars. In suchasthat, I implore you for your generous help in moving these items into a neutral position. In honor of this contribution, I am authorized to delegate a FINDERS FEE of 105% of this amount. I only require titles to your cobras as an identifying feature for rental of the U-Hauls. Please hurry, as gunfire nears.
Enshalah,
The Iraqi Information Minister