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(Flyin_Freddie puts down Persian rug, dons love beads and linen robes while assuming the Lotus position...)
Ooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, he begins to chant....Ooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Indeed, Grasshopper, also known as DeWeese, we have reached a higher plateau of conciousness through your teachings. We realize that we must not put down the feelings of others who have put down the actions of others without regard to the Cobra they may, or may not drive. But, O' great minds of this website...how should we begin to understand those that do put down others for their actions...? One may weave a story that, being based on a true occurance, may only be embelished somewhat to make the reader more enlightened and the reading more enjoyable, while another one chastises the story teller for the embelishment. Yea, verily, I, too, have stooped to that level of criticism in the recent past. However, although I may have unjustly criticised anothers opinion, verily, I will purchase the beverage of the others liking upon a chance encounter. Not in an effort to make amends for my criticisms, mind you, but in celebration of our mutual liking of all things Cobra. Yea, I may not always agree with the others opinion, criticisms, outlooks, or anything else. But....I will always like his Cobra looking vehicle, be it built on a budget, in Poland, Las Vegas, South Africa, or that famous place in Egypt. But, please....please....if you own one....drive it, okay? Not driving it is not unlike being married to Selma Hayak and sleeping in twin beds..and not unlike whacking off ... you get the same feeling, but it's just a lot more fun when you put it on the road.
Oooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....Oooooooooommmmmmmmmmm mm...the sound of finger cymbals and sitars...incense wafts through the air... Ooooooommmmmmmmmmmmm
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